What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.